Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Macaulay Culkin Put Down The Heroin Long Enough to Attend Natalie Portman?s Wedding

A photo of Macaulay Culkin

That picture, by the way, isn?t recent, it?s from two years ago. I just got sick of using that sad picture of the skinny, strung out (allegedly) Macaulay Culkin. But also, it has Kieran Culkin in the background there, and Kieran is by far my favorite Culkin.

But anyway, here?s that news about how Macaulay showed up at Natalie Portman?s wedding:

Macaulay Culkin wasn?t home alone on Saturday night.

The reclusive 31-year-old actor was among the 100 guests at?Natalie Portman?s wedding to?Benjamin Millepied at a private residence in Big Sur, Calif., a source confirms to?Us Weekly.

Both former child stars, the actor and Oscar-winner Portman, also 31, have been ?friends for years,? another insider explained to?Us, and he was spotted hanging out with the actress and her son Aleph, now 13 months, back in February.

Oh god, Natalie let Macaulay hang around her son? I hope she didn?t leave him alone with him. He probably slipped the kid a sip of Red Bull. Ugh, can you imagine?

And also, no, I still haven?t seen a picture of Natalie Portman?s wedding dress. Like, none. I haven?t even seen a picture of like a shoe or a tiara or even a dumb old chair from the ceremony. This is bullshit.

UPDATE?(made five minutes after I wrote this): Just kidding!

A photo of Natalie Portman

Ugh. ?So gorgeous.

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